Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”
Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”
Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”
Client: “Optimize the fireball.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”
Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “We’ll get right on it.”
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I just “optimized the fireball,” if you know what I mean.
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fireball” in everyday conversation.
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This is what happens when...hands of idiots.
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The blog Clients From Hell is “a collection of anonymously contributed client horror stories from designers”. Now, read.
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Seriously… það er fáránlega mikið af gullmolum á þessari síðu. Maður vonar eiginlega að þetta sé allt skáldað… þetta er...
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OPTIMIZE OPERATION FIREBALL!
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